Katharine McPhee:
Katharine McPhee
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Information:
Name: Katharine McPhee
Born: 1984-03-25
Height: 1.73
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Filmography:
Jimmy Kimmel Live! (2008), Crazy (2007), Kira Plastinina: In Her Own Words (2008), The Morning Show with Mike & Juliet (2007), Live with Regis and Kathie Lee (2006)
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Nick Cannon:
Nick Cannon Nude
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Information:
Name: Nick Cannon
Born: 1980-10-08
Height: 1.8
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Filmography:
Cousin Skeeter (1998), Fuse Celebrity Playlist (2006), Mission (1998), 4th Annual VH1 Hip-Hop Honors (2007), American Express Jam Sessions (2005)
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What did the great Ape say as he plummeted
from the
skyscraper?
Listen baby, I think I'm falling for you!
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The banker fell overboard from a friend's
sailboat.
The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not
knowing if the
banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float
alone?"
"Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time
to
talk business."
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Fred's new girlfriend uses such
greasy
lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a
better
grip.
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Teacher: What
a glum face, what would you say
if I came to school with a face like
yours ?
Pupil: I'd be too
polite to mention it !
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FRED: Your monster was
making a terrible
noise last night.
BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks
he can sing.
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Barber: Your hair is getting grey,
Sir.
Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?
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What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's
batteries in backwards?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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WARNING: Consumption of
alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small
(and
sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally
disappear.
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Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Lightbulb?
What lightbulb?
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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he
gets
stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
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